Husband: Write about the cat eating his chicken wing.
Me: That’s really dull.
H: Introduce a narrative, make it interesting. How he was meant to eat it on his mat but didn’t so I had to wash the floor.
M: Wow. That is dull. I’d do better to talk about the time you punched yourself in the face.
H: And I was completely sober.
M: And you were allowed to operate machinery
H: A pulley isn’t ‘machinery’
M: It is.
H: That’s proper English?
M: It’s machine-ish.
H: See. There’s a blog post, right there.
M: You still punched yourself in the face though.
H: Shut up.
M: Just sayin’